Forty-two

guilty party: Ashraf on 1/31/2009 Verbal Bashing/s (3)

Today is the final day of January and my 4th post of this month. I wanted to post something about my trip to Penang but sorting and uploading the pics became too much of a hassle so I got lazy. Instead I will talk about general nonsense principally writen in a non-coherent way. In short, the same crap you'll see if you click on the older posts button.

Yesterday I saw Michael Bay's Transformers. AGAIN!

Since it's relase in the summer two years ago I have witnessed many, many, many men drool over the lead actress, Megan Fox. So the point of my entry today is to shine a beacon of light upon this blatant barbaranism. A truth that has eluded these heathens for far too long.

You see readers, the truth is that the lesser known actor Rachael Taylor is far supperior to Megan Fox.

Now I know this truth may be a bit extreme to some. So extreme in fact that a few may be compeled to chalenge it. So I shall now explain why you fools are clearly wrong.

Reason #1



'nuff said

Reason #2

Maggie (Rachael Taylor's character) plays an analyst whereas Mickaela (Megan Fox) is just an average High School student and "an evil jock-concubine". So by taking into acount this simple funtion it is clear that Maggie is superior.

Reason #3


Be-awesome Tasmanian accent.


Conclusion?


Optimus prime kicks all the humanoid characters asses

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Linkin Park- From The Inside

guilty party: Ashraf on 12/18/2008 Verbal Bashing/s (2)

Taken from the 2007 KROQ Weenie Roast. Pay close attention to Mike's guitar...

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I’m In Love

guilty party: Ashraf on 12/01/2008 Verbal Bashing/s (6)

No joke folks, I really am. Okay, I’m pretty sure this will come as no surprise to anyone who knows me. Admit ably it did take me a while to admit this. The truth is I’ve always been in love since the first time I laid eyes on her last year. Sure a few people got suspicious but I denied it in my best poker face to hide how I truly felt. I kept telling myself it would never “happen”.

Flash back to 2008. I have almost forgotten all about her during the completely drawn out school holidays. It was then that I saw her again. She has changed a bit here and there but those minute changes have almost shined a proverbial beacon of light upon her and I quickly realized again why I fell for her in the first place. Determined I made a personal vow to get to know her better this time round. Sure enough it worked. Little by little I was getting to know her better.

Then trial exams came. Busy with a rigorous schedule packed with studying, I have unintentionally completely forgotten about her. 3 months past and it could be said that we almost lost contact. I admit I didn’t take it too lightly.

Then one day while I was mall hopping, I bumped into her. Long story short, we are now together.








Oh, how rude of me here’s a picture of her for all of you:


Her name's Mary Alice

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Entry #4

guilty party: Ashraf on 11/25/2008 Verbal Bashing/s (0)

Hiyya everybody. Sorry it's been such a while since I blogged. The thing is I've been in my kampung so obviously no internet access. In fact I am going back to my kampung again pretty soon so there won't be another entry for a while. I am however able to reply to your emails thanks to the beauty of 3G




Nevermind the "SS" wallpaper

So feel free to email me if you can't text me (kedekut), want to talk, or even send me spam about a bomoh that's trying to kill me by call. And for those who don't know my e-mail ask her.


Okay back to the post. I'm gonna make this entry short and sweet (in other words sloppy and half-assed) because I don't really have anything to say (yet. I hope). So here's a small list of what I acomplished between now and the last entry:


i) I have been playing the song B.Y.O.B (System Of A Down) on Guitar Hero religiously in hopes of getting that elusive 100% performance










ii) I have watched Madagascar 2. No reviews here though (too lazy for that). So here's a trailer and a link to rotten tomatoes here










iii) I have also watched Tropic Thunder. I will say one thing about this one though. This movie is hingly inapropriate so if you think you're up to it, by all means watch it under your own accord of course. Personally I think Robert Downey Jr.'s character is awesomely funny. Here's a snippet of a faux-trailer from the movie. Incase you couldn't get it it's a parody of method actors and character driven indie flicks. It's really funny. I laughed. You will too. Capish?










iv) I am currently writing this article.





Okay, I think that's it. Well the important ones at least. And if not I can always edit this.





Ciao...

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